my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Say something about gay babies.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
