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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I love having hate sex.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
