if i can run in heels then i can drive
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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