Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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