please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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