so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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