im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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