Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
