"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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