This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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