i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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