Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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