I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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