I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
