she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Green mimosas i think yes
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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