Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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