'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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