His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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