gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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