Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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