try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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