im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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