Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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