She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Someone signed my nipple.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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