I looked at my own cervix.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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