u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she looked like the before picture.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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