But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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