We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
and you fell through a lawn chair
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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