Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
the liver wants what the liver wants
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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