dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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