Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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