the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
the raccoons are back...
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