he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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