We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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