David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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