So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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