To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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