Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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