Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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