the new term for farting is butt boxing.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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