I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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