why didn't you poke me back
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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