Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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