I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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