Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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