Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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