So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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