Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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