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Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm

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i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house

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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back

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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall

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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.

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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?

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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?

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Most definitely.

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4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.

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