her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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