you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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