So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
