Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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