so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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