? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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