New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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