This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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