tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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